Here’s Jack in the Box that will Conjure the Fox

Comical satire from 1656 on the new fashions coming into London. Jack on the front page has a short doublet, falling band and a black skull cap. He is also sporting a selection of the latest patches to be worn on the face and he carries a vizard mask in his right hand and a fan, (although it does look very much like a modern cabbage) in his left.

The text lampoons those who are easily parted from their money for a new set of clothes:

If there be any young upstart Gallant, that’s newly dropt out of the Beggers basket; if he have either got Money or Credit, I have a Jack-in-a-box that will fit him with a Beaver hat, a Golden band, a great plumm of Feathers, Dublet and Hose of ye new fashion, with a hundred and fifty knots of Ribons down ye Codpiece; with fancies of severall colours so high as the pocket holes, set all round the Bréeches? he shall also have his choice of Coats suitable to the same, laid downe with Gold lace, Sil|ver lace, or Cooper lace, according as his Money will hold out to pay for? and being thus trim’d up in his Gallantry, he will be taken to be for no less then he is, as he goeth along the streets.
Prouder then a Peacock along he wil pass
Finer then an Ape and wiser then an Asse

The women don’t escape either:

You must for three nights one after another, anoint your eyes with fasting spittle when you goe to Bed, and every morning when you rise you must wash your face in Puppy dog water; and then lay on the painting; & last of all put black Beauty spots upon your fore-heads, your chéeks and your Chin, and afterwards being mounted in a Coach, you will be taken to be as Beautifull as Cleopatria, as light as Diana. and as honest as Venis.

When such light Creatures, are in Coaches carried,

Woe be to them to whomn they must be married.

This rather skinny woman appears on page 4. She has the kind of boned  bodice or underbody that forms the pinched in waist that was becoming the new fashion. Oddly she also holds a cabbage fan and has placed her foot on a barrel in a rather fetching pose. She’s no looker though.

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